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ā€œBumper sticker peopleā€

I tend to get annoyed by bumper stickers.šŸ˜’

Not all of themā€¦šŸ¤”

Rather two types specifically:šŸ‘‡

Type 1: ā€œDeclarationsā€

These are the stickers that declare who the driver is, what they believe, and what they value.šŸ¤·

Examples include:

13.1 and 26.2 ā€“ referring to half-marathons and full-marathons, and placed so the readers know the driver has presumably run that far

Pro and Anti-Religion stickers and decals

My child is an honor student ā€“ signifying that they value their family and education

Gluten-Free/Vegan/Keto ā€“ those types of things, where the driver wants to let everyone know that they eat a certain wayā€¦

Political issues and endorsements of politicians

Abbreviations of cities, i.e., ATX which I guess says, ā€œI like, live in, or have at least been to Austin!ā€ā€¦

Etc.

Type 2: ā€œImperativesā€

These are the stickers where the driver wants to tell everyone else what to do.

Examples include:

Watch out for cyclists/motorcycles

Extolling a certain ideology (Vote Bernie/Donald/Biden)

Some variant of the command ā€œstop following me so closelyā€

Go Green

Go Vegan

Coexist

Etc.

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The fact that the first type of bumper sticker tends to be annoying is really a ā€œmeā€ problem.

I just find it weird that people feel the need to let everyone else on the road know whatā€™s important to them.

On a deep existential level ā€“ it almost highlights the futility of existence to me.

Itā€™s like these people are metaphorically standing on top of a mountain top, shouting ā€œHEY, I EXIST AND THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVEā€ towards the heavensā€¦

While hoping God will come down from the heavens and give em an ā€œatta kidā€ pat on the back.

I can go easier on myself for being annoyed by the second type of bumper sticker.

I have a strong anti-authority streak and I dislike being told what to do.

I also think that most stuff is relative.

So just because you believe something to be true, that doesnā€™t necessarily mean youā€™re right and everyone else should believe the same thing too.

If we could remember that fact more often, I believe the world would be a better place.

ā€”-

Hereā€™s the funny thing, thoughā€¦

I was out walking a couple of miles this morning through my neighborhoodā€¦

And I had a realization:

As a marketer, I should absolutely LOVE ā€œbumper sticker people.ā€

These types of people, who get wildly passionate about their beliefs and valuesā€¦

To the point of becoming almost evangelical (i.e., going around telling other people to convert to their beliefs)ā€¦

Those are the best kinds of customers you could ever have.

Theyā€™re the most bought inā€¦

The most likely to refer others to your product or service if thereā€™s an affinityā€¦

And often your biggest advocates.

So the next time youā€™re creating an offer or writing copyā€¦

Think about who the ā€œbumper sticker peopleā€ in your market areā€¦

And try to speak to them.

If you can do thatā€¦

Youā€™ll likely sell a lot more of whatever it is youā€™re offeringā€¦

And youā€™ll probably do it at a much lower cost per acquisition too.

ā€“ SPG

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